Wedding Planning Pillows

'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'

Hen do!

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Bridezilla

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

'Are you sure we remembered everyone...?'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Wedding Fayre

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

'The groom called to say he'll have to marry you next weekend instead. He totally forgot he had tickets to the basketball game this weekend.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"What really scared him was the thought of listerning to him sing at the wedding"

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

"We need to set a date for our wedding, I can't stay on a diet forever."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

"What what of all the dates I couldn't save, Jimmy."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to get married by the water? We'll move the ceremony into the bathroom."

"What about the islands or the mountains, Peter? I'm just a little nervous about getting married in a place called 'Never Never Land.'"

"I don't know what table to seat the wolves at. We can't seat them with my side of the family or have you forgotten what happened at the shower?"

"The man I marry must love children!"

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

"O.K., but if we get married, will you pretty much do everything?"

Animals of the Royal Wedding

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."