Wedding Day Multitasker Pillows

'Is this going to take long? I have a house to show in twenty minutes.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Fitness Programme for babies

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

How to play violin while reading a book...

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

One Man Band

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Trumpet Clothesline.

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

A planet like ours - "...same as yeaterday ma'am. Eating all day, followed by birth to 8 million."

"Some advice please... How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"Talk to me while I ignore you."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

'Come along quietly now.'