Wedding Crashers Pillows

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"When did she start crawling?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

All-Candy Seder.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I love rock festivals!'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

Second Thoughts Wedding

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

Violin Balloons

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.