Wedding Crasher Expert Pillows

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Wedding disaster #27.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Cake Escape

Wedding Fayre

Merge Ahead

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Fabulous civil union cake.

Men can show their emotions!