Wedding Crasher Expert Pillows

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Cake Escape

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Men can show their emotions!

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Fabulous civil union cake.