Party Crashers Pillows

'I think we've got a gatecrasher.'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Shaken not stirred

Beers

Karataoke

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Pinata Zombies