Party Crashers Pillows

'I think we've got a gatecrasher.'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!