Wedding Crashers Prints

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"When did she start crawling?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

All-Candy Seder.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

Second Thoughts Wedding

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'I'm you from thirty years in the future. I've come back to tell you not to do it!'

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Violin Balloons

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'Hold it everyone - it's Beckham's free kick!'

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"