Web Security Gifts

'That website has been blocked.'

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

The Scanner Of Love.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"