Information Security Gifts

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Him?... You're always telling me to find alternative ways to backup my data!"

Freedom of information

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

High security Santa's grotto

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Scanner Of Love.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."