Weathering The Storm Gifts

Met Office Training

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

I hate monday mornings.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

I love thunderstorms!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Award Winning Photographer

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Trees and hurricanes

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Green Shoots

The Single Rain Drop

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'Of course I'm drunk.'

Health food - salt substitute

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Waiting For Rain.

Political Hurricane Forecast.