Weathering The Storm Pillows

Met Office Training

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

I hate monday mornings.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

I love thunderstorms!

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Award Winning Photographer

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Green Shoots

Trees and hurricanes

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

The Single Rain Drop

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Political Hurricane Forecast.

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Waiting For Rain.

Car Wash and Storm Chasers Academy

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Health food - salt substitute