Calm Amidst The Storm Pillows

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

I love thunderstorms!

Sea of Tranquillity

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

Don't sweat the small stuff

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'