Weather Irony Lover Pillows

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

How You Know It's Spring...

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

LARGE FRONT

'Say, Fred...'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Global Forecasting Institute

Lake Skater

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"We've got water views again."

'I don't like roughing it...'

Warning - may contain nuts.

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

Man Sledging on his car

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

British Weather Bureau Symbols

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Weather forecasters tell lies!