Outdoor Irony Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't like roughing it...'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Food guide.

Moral: Let sleeping bags lie

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Swine flu.

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"I told you it was to wet too cut the grass"

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

Harold tried his best to stay safe during hunting season...

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

'My Twitter followers didn't follow me into hell.'

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."