Outdoor Irony Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't like roughing it...'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Bear in the Outhouse.

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Food guide.

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Swine flu.

"I told you it was to wet too cut the grass"

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

Harold tried his best to stay safe during hunting season...

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

"I'm glad we've got this new tent, Bob. It looks like rain."