Camping Irony Lover Pillows

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

Up North Training

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

'Don't worry. I have no intention of drinking the water.'

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

The Hazards of Caravan Holidays

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

'I don't like roughing it...'

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

I hope you're letting Teddy get outside this summer. Yes, mother. He needs time to run free and be a kid. I know. Bye, mom. Where, exactly, will I be running free? Allstar, Youthbuild Paramilitary Sports Camp. 8 a.m. sharp!

"Dude, you need to relax. You're two tents."

Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping