Weather Contradiction Enthusiast Pillows

Lake Skater

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Captain steering house through flood.

"No aliens"

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Wrong Side of the Equator

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

LARGE FRONT

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"We've got water views again."

'I went up to breathe: Unfortunately, there's a massive hail storm...'

"Do you have some Tums? I'm filled with acid rain."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'I don't like roughing it...'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

"Hot enough for you?"

'I'm on the train.'

"I'm a foul weather fan."

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"It was a perfect summer!!"

'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'

"I aspire to greatness, but I don't really feel like doing anything about it..."

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"Why are we British so obsessed ... with talking about the weather?"

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."