Weather Irony Lover Prints

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

How You Know It's Spring...

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

LARGE FRONT

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

Lake Skater

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

"We've got water views again."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'I don't like roughing it...'

Warning - may contain nuts.

Man Sledging on his car

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

"Hot enough for you?"

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

"It was a perfect summer!!"

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

British Weather Bureau Symbols

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'