Weather Escapist Gifts

Jigsaw puzzle

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Skier and his dog.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).