Rainy Day Escapist Gifts

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'You can never be me.'

Glastonbury. After.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Frog in the puddles.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

Protest

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"May I welcome you all to our morale boosting office outing!"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Weather channel.

A rainbow umbrella

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Sleepwalking to work.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Umbrella Roof

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"