Wearable Wonder Pillows

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Ready for a run!

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Sportknitting

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"...and if I press this button..."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

The 39 Steps

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I could never go wireless."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

"Next bench is four steps."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'