Wearable Wonder Gifts

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Ready for a run!

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Sportknitting

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"...and if I press this button..."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I could never go wireless."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

"Next bench is four steps."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."