Wealthy Wordsman Gifts

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Sharp Eyes

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

Male On Sunday

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

Bell Hop

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Bagel problems.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Cottage Cheese

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'I thought I could dance...'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Change Of Heart

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'