Wealthy Wordsman Prints

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Sharp Eyes

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

Bell Hop

Bagel problems.

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Male On Sunday

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Cross Umbrella

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Change Of Heart

So I said, If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. Apparently, that's not what you're supposed to say to a traffic court judge.

'I thought I could dance...'

"High Fashion"

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."