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"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Blockbuster Billion Club

Wanna talk about it?

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

Who's Not Who.

'The usual.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

Postal service cuts.

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

"Not only must I succeed, ... others must also pay my taxes."

"This place was better before they tore it down."

J.R.D Tata

"He took it with him."

Stelios Haji-Ioannou

Us Postal Stamps: 'Cause You Don't Have A Choice.

"He gives our company a million pounds of orders each year, so he can play anyway he pleases."

"We're feeling the pinch too. . . Arthur's money only lasts through half as many stores!"

'If the Government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'

Trump vs Bloomberg

"Darlin', you're filthy rich. How about I clean you up a bit."