Wealthy Heir T-Shirts

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'One day this will all be yours.'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

Servant's Request

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"One day, this will all be yours."

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.