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'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

Fourth Generation Money.

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'That's our mission statement.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

She's leaving me all her money.'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"Apparently he took it all with him."