Corporate Heir T-Shirts

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I hate performance review season."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."