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"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Gambling on office building construction

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'I see lot's of water...'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Dad, when you pop off, will I become the boss of YOUR army?'

'You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.'

'All I can really see is that you'll have a busy life kiddo...'

'You will go far if you get caught in a stiff wind.'

"So much for counting on a lottery ticket to capitalize the retirement fund."

'A one-dollar investment? No problem: Bury this coin, and when you dig it up in about 450 years, it may be worth 20 bucks!'

Invest in our future.

"Oh dear! I'm afraid I can't read Japanese!"

'You're going to have an accident. Soon.'