Heirlooms And Fortunes T-Shirts

'One day this will all be yours.'

"It was her mothers"

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'I see you crossing a road...'

Businessman Panhandling

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Misfortune cookies

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'I see lot's of water...'

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

"Nicky Suspenders is lying. He knows where the money is hidden."

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

Will Reading.

'He took it with him.'

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

"Although many thought your uncle to be wealthy..."

'He had but ONE close friend.'