Wealth T-Shirts

"I don't fetch. I have a trust fund."

'I'm only interested in locating wealthy relatives.'

"But I've never made any real money. . ."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

"I try to do my part."

Economists.

"It's too much... but is it enough?"

'Get back to me as soon as possible.. I'm sitting on a pile of money.'

'He insisted on taking it with him.'

'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'

'So, how are things with you?'

'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!'

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

License Plate: I was a highschool dropout.

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

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"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

By some incredible stroke of luck, the staff of the Ontario Art Gallery had put up the sign just moments before the arrival of Bill Gates.

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

Three women with plastic surgery.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

'I don't have to beg anymore, I have a trustfund.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"