Wealth Explainer T-Shirts

"I find I work best under the pressure of having to explain to friends what I do to make so much money."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Will work for ETFs

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Money god

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."