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"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

Philosopher King

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'

The richer, the less empathy?

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend