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"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

Philosopher King

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'

The richer, the less empathy?

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Red Carpet

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."