Wealth Explainer Pillows

"I find I work best under the pressure of having to explain to friends what I do to make so much money."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Money god

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'