Waterway Wanderluster Gifts

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Canadian Canoe.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"All I see is more trees."

"Fight or flight?"

Streetcar in New Orleans

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

You are Here

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Scarecrow Directions

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Directions

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'How about a cold one?'

I hate these flying fish

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Man struggling to row,

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'