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'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Canadian Canoe.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Streetcar in New Orleans

You are Here

"Fight or flight?"

"All I see is more trees."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Somewhere with good karma.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

Tourist Directions

Scarecrow Directions

'How about a cold one?'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Congratulations! You've got enough frequent flyer miles to qualify for a free round trip to Parke County, Indiana!'

Man struggling to row,