Watercolor Wrangler Gifts

Artists of the wild west.

Storm in the out tray

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

In/Out.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.

Zoom Rodeos

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'