Water Wars Chuckler Gifts

"...they couldn't agree to whose bottled water to have on the table"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Shark food pyramid.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"FISH ON"

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver