Water-loving Pup Pals Gifts

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

How paper training can affect puppies...

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

Puppy Love.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

A surfer has lost his surfboard and ended up riding a large shark.

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"I like your floating shelves."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"

"I think the dog wants to go out."