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'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

In the dog park

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

Puppy Love.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

A surfer has lost his surfboard and ended up riding a large shark.

"I think the dog wants to go out."

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

"I like your floating shelves."

"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."