Water Henchman Gifts

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water company bonus.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

Lifesaver!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Save the river.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Children playing around a water pump

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"