Water Babies Enthusiast Gifts

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth