Watching Olympic Games Gifts

'I've got Olympic Fatigue.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

350 Feet.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.