Olympics Watcher Gifts

The sadness of the 'Geographically Challenged' - 'Greece is hosting the Olympics? Cool! Is it the summer or winter games?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Watching the football.

Couch and Potato

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympic Torch Training

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Cat Olympics

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

I love tennis

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"