Olympics Watcher Pillows

The sadness of the 'Geographically Challenged' - 'Greece is hosting the Olympics? Cool! Is it the summer or winter games?'

'Olympics coverage.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Monica Seles

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Novak Djokovic

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Watching the football.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Couch and Potato

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympic Torch Training

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Cat Olympics

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

I love tennis