Olympics Watching Gifts

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

350 Feet.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.