Watching Dvds T-Shirts

You rented a DVD on how to repair our DVD player?

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Bloody hell!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"It's about time."