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Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'He sprained his wrist inserting the exercise DVD.'

'I'm working my way through Season One of my Vivaldi box set.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Happy Hour

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'There's nothing on.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"You've got computer-breath."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"I'll never forget you."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Disco Owls

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"