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'It's a box set of box sets.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'He sprained his wrist inserting the exercise DVD.'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'I'm working my way through Season One of my Vivaldi box set.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'There's nothing on.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Binge Watch

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"I'll never forget you."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'