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'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

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The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Like father like son.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

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"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

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Happy Violinist

'I still say these shots need more action.'

One book... One book... One book...

"God, I love this show!"

Michael Moore

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."