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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Thomas Hardy

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

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You're the olive in my martini

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Happy Violinist

Manual Worker

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.