High-def Devotee T-Shirts

'I love high-definition TV!'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'There's nothing on.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Binge Watch

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"I'll never forget you."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."