Watching Basketball Gifts

How much time is left? Eight minutes? Shelly consults her basketball-time-to-real-time conversion chart.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The Salmon Run

Gary turns 40.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Putting Practice.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.