Watching Baseball Gifts

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Television Readers.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

High-gravity baseball